i just wanna soil my oats bro
i dont remember who you are as you are in my phone as "mr. peanut."
what do 4 police cars, 1 ambulence, and 2 fire truycks have in common?.... My driveway
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
I think cutting a patient out of a owl costume is a first for those guys. It's a good story at least.
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
Whore are you.
Is that a Yoda insult or are you asking me where I am?
Yes.
The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
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