it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
Was going to watch Bolt. Fucked a stranger instead. Details later.
So you didn't like Bolt?
Successful New Year's Eve:: Your first shower of the year is on Jan. 2nd... 'cause you didn't trust yourself to stand up long enough on Jan. 1st. Hello 2010.
Do you think most people who work at an airport Chili's can pin point where their lives went wrong?
don't ever try to run hungover. just puked mid-run in front of an old couple that were going for a walk. they were horrified.
Hold on. She's wrapped herself in toilet paper and is scaring the dog.
Too many margaritas?
He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
Apparently I kept telling people I was a pro tennis player again...
My mom woke me up in a bubble bath this morning.
He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
I danced with a french guy who licked the sweat off my neck and poured a drink on me. Not gonna lie, that shit was refreshing
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
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