Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
you threatened to puke on the table cause they didnt serve eggs Benedict
Do you think it would be a good idea to mention in my admissions essay that I was the guy that streaked across the soccer field last year?
found glitter on my cock. thank you for bringing me to that dance recital.
Instead of a hangover my body just feels like shame
That is a hangover
I would prefer a headache
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
woke up to a case of keystone on my porch when I went to bed at seven that morning.. I think it's someone's peace offering for getting my roommates car towed
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
I put on pants and a bra for you and you never showed up. There is no forgiveness for that.
My fridge door just caught on fire somehow.
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
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