My first STD was from a foam party
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
I'm one shot of soco 100 away from fucking a mailbox
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Should I be alarmed that you're a regular enough at a bar to show up in sweatpants?
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
Watching him and my sister argue over a rum and coke about who's going to chop the coffee table in half with a hatchet...
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
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I mean I love some drunk compliments, but he just wasn't up to my low standards.
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
Drunk sperm are not productive sperm.
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
i woke up with a shamrock tattoo on my wrist and a fat bruise on my hipbone. please tell me its not real.
Guess who just stumbled into work hungover, wearing yesterday's clothes, covered in hickeys and glitter, and carrying a giant bottle of rum in her purse.
I just took plan B at work.
This is the greatest story of all time.
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