hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
What about the words "You're my personal dildo" made him say "I love you"?
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
I just remembered I opened the taxi door when I was at a red light last night and puked. And then when I was done I closed the door and told him he may proceed with caution.
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
I'll start choreographing the sperm rain dance now
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
Based on my body hair location, my ancestors had very cold hamstrings and very warm chests
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
Homophobes nationwide are huddled in their bunkers tonight and I can't stop giggling. Could be the wine.
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
The night went downhill somewhere between the time I was triple fisting smirnoff and when I was throwing up in the yard in nothing but my bra while he talk to me about mashed potatoes
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