Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
weed salsa. i deserve a nobel prize
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
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Dude he's your dog he doesn't love me more than you. I'm just like that cool uncle that takes him to burger king and to see girls.
Would I be bad if I bought a pregnancy test at shoppers the same time I hand in a resume? Or do you think it would get me the job?
Whoever put the picture of my dad in the condom box is an asshole
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
I am 48% hangover, 48% bruises and 2% fingers I'm texting with.
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They switched jackets and you didn't notice. You made out with both of them and had no idea
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
I NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING BREAK. MY VAGINA IS SMOKING.
WHY THE FUCK DOES RICKY'S BROTHER GET AN ENTIRE POT OF PASTA FOR BEING SHIRTLESS AND ALL I GET IS ARRESTED?!
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
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