I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
I needed to borrow my dads nail clippers and next to it was an industrial size box of condoms if that wasnt bad enough I dropped the clippers behind the bed and discovered hundreds of used condoms
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
If there's ever a time when I've matured to the point that I don't want to look at camera-phone-titties, go ahead and bury me in a shallow grave by the railroad tracks.
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
mom just made me 'sorry-you-have-hpv-pancakes'
so how does soaking flintstones gummy vitamins in vodka not make perfect sense
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
You're like the Mr. T of my A-team, only less gold jewelry and more pitying of fools.
That's the nicest thing anyone has said to me all day.
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
Oh. I'm probably going to just get a viagra and ruin your life.
It's National Whipped Cream Day, prep those nips
i passed out in front of ihop...for the second night in a row. i think i need to reevaluate my life choices
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