You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
Could you explain why there is an Australian passport in your toilet?
shut up. I wear heels bigger than your dick
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
If he thought that flying across an ocean to visit me in London constituted sex, he thought wrong.
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
HOW DO YOU FORGET TO FINISH WINE
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
Thank god I work in a lab. This pinkeye is out of control and my safety glasses are the only thing stopping me from digging at my eye with a pen
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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