I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
All I know is that if a letter starts with "I'm aware you jerked off in the bathroom last night," I don't want to finish reading it.
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Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
dude, my ass and shoulder hurt from that kayak last night... note to self: wood planks holding kayak from ceiling do not also hold up a human being
The only thing I remember is vomiting and then feeding my dog a Mcdonalds cheeseburger and telling him yolo
All I could think when I saw it was, "All right, Vagina, only one of us is getting out of this alive."
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I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
He said I took his samurai sword off his wall and proceeded to jump off his porch at people coming home from the bar.
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
Just realized I've gone to court three different times with papers and a joint roller in my briefcase. #lawyeroftheyear
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
You microwaved all of my silverware, I don't care if you spent all your money on tequila, you're paying for this.
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