I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
Goal for tonight: Make one last drunken mistake for the semester.
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
I am sweating out the vodka to make room for the whiskey tonight.
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
I was like can I please fuck your hips back into realignment
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
I'm still, like... really stoked about not having any STDs
I'm just to the point my give a fucks is so far in the red that I'm going to have to take out a 30yr loan of fucks to repay it
Jello shots? I thought you weren't drinking tonight.
Im not drinking im slurping
I can always count on you to keep my boobs honest
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