you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
Some girl just toasted to friendship and love. I want to break her neck.
you kept singing the copa cabana and saying HAVE A BANANA to random people on the street. you also went up to this poor short guy and hugged him while proceeding to yell I LOVE YOU CHILD MAN into his face. please tell me you're sober now
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
Apparently it's ok to apply for building permits drunk. I feel like there definitely is a law preventing that.
Just Everbombed a Guiness to make up for cutting out early last night. Also the Mars probe. Happy birthday motherfucker!
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
Multi-day drunkenness is to binge drinking as black diamonds are to skiing. They're tough and confusing and you hurt afterwards, but you did it and you probably got an alright story along the way.
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
Quit bitching. I brought you a muffin.
sober me needs to have more faith in drunk me.
Randomize
