So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
the number of months ive had a girlfriend in my life divided by the number of blowjobs ive gotten is extremely depressing...
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
Whatever, the fact of the matter is that I saved you from poorly planned outdoor sex by doing a rain dance and you should totally thank me.
You can duct tape yourself to me so we dont lose you and you dont have to celebrate your birthday alone
Oh, and trying to figure out who wants to do Molly in a frat is like asking damn children if they want puppies and candy. So just bring as much as possible.
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
Note to self: do not ride giant beanbag chair down stairs.
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
I'm going through a really dark time right now
I don't want to hear it man. I just jerked it to a pic of my ex wife in a bikini. Buck up
YOU WORK IN THE US CAPITOL! YOU CANNOT HAVE SEX IN THE BATHROOM!!
Dude, you are totally ruining intern season for me...
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
Love waking up to a new contact named “Pizza” btw
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