OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
Slut skills are useful in every country.
did you know that if you have sex in the elevator on the way up that people can still get in?
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
Mr. Clingalot just ran from our apartment. What the hell?
I started to cry afterward and mumble random things. Examples: "God, please don't make me be so gay anymore" and "my mom is going to be so proud of me for fucking a dude this time." It was that or let him stay the night and cuddle. I mean, fuck that horrible shit I'm a girl that needs her space.
I think my Halloween costume this year will be made entirely of pillows and I'll be Marshmellow girl or Kirby. That way I'm comfortable, warm, and if I fall over drunk I'm safe.
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
I walked in on him fucking my best friend. I think we've reached the point of following each other on twitter.
I convinced a German girl that I was born while my mom was water skiing and I preceded to barefoot ski behind her via the umbilical cord...
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
And then he tried to convince me that he could wear a condom instead of pants to go out.
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
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