Dude I can't believe you let me go home with the wildabeast lastnight.
You always hook up with hot girls we had to know you were mortal
You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
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this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
How many vodka infused gummi bears count as 1 drink?
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
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....I feel like you are deciding whether or not I'm good enough for you based on what I ordered from Chipotle.
Just burnt my nuts with a cigarette. Don't ask. I hate life.
Right as the plane left the gate the brownies kicked in. I dont think the guy next to me appreciated my engine noises as we took off
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
Ryan. I woke up. At the neighbors house. And by the neighbors. I mean the ones to the north. The ones that hate us. Please call me. I am so confused and you are gone
At the neighbors house?! Like in it or outside???
In it on the fucking couch. No idea how i got here.
Tonights mission: get trashed, smoke a bowl on top of the silo, get some dick. Not necessarily in that order.
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