my brain is sober enough to have a conversation.. but my arms feel nice
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
Its not monday til someone throws up in the hallway
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Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
There is a positive side to a sinus infection. Exclusively cowgirl sex. I've convinced her I'd pass out if I had to do the work.
Just bartered a McD's cheeseburger and fries for two pitchers. Oregon Trail ain't got shit on me.
Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
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i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
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