fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
Just wana tell you im wearing assless jorts tonight. Ive been waiting my whole life for this.
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
you know what would be perfect? if you flew in on a horse/cat holding taco bell and then you swooped me up and took me to disney world and it was magical
If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
I woke up to a stripper (who added me on Facebook) messaging me reminding me to cancel my card if I can't find it
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
Why is our fridge full of girl scout cookies and rum?
You told me to go grocery shopping.
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
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