why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
have you ever been in a public bathroom and someone walked in, and you played "Fat or Crying" based on her breathing?
you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
Omg. The strippers are having a batman vs spiderman showdown. Both on stage. Genius.
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
Someone apparently named 'eleaw' just text me asking if I had fun last night.
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
Alright, who started the "how long till dereck gets deported from Australia" pool? I want in on that.
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
You seriously don't remember crying about how much you miss your mom right before we hooked up?
you wouldn't let anybody come in after ten. everybody was standing outside and you just yelled "BEING PUNCTUAL IS IMPORTANT" and slammed the door. i dont think you should be allowed to have parties anymore
it concerns me that i was already that drunk at 10
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
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