I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
I just found out how hard it is to put together a fake Christmas tree with a hangover.
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
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He's hungover and at the neighbour's garage sale negotiating a price for a tuba.
cracked out the beer snorkel again. that thing has a five for five record of getting me naked.
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
I have to take a quiz before midnight. Trying to decided if its a better idea to take it now when I'm stoned or later when I'm drunk.
Saying someone's good at giving head is like saying someone is good at pouring juice like there is that one girl who will spill it everywhere but for the most part it's not that hard to be good at
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Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
Do you think my laundromat will notice that the bloodstain on my sheets is in the shape of a face?
I better get weekly incoherent text messages or I will assume something is wrong.
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
he's annoying when i'm sober but vaguely hot when i'm drunk so yes i do have a preference and it goes by the name of vodka
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