You Definitely drank the goldfish bowl like it was a giant margarita
I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
turns out I still hate jay leno...even at 10pm.
Its a long story, but I have superglue on my tongue
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Whats the count minus fat chicks?
I just realized my mom and I make the same noises when we have sex. Fuck.
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
I want what they have, but in the meantime I have a whole bottle of rum to which I'm quite devoted
Found my other fake eyelash. In a condom wrapper...
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It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
He's drinking on a hospital bracelet, the fuck's your excuse?
The CEO is puking on the sidewalk and the HR director just offered me coke. Engineers have the best parties
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
Taking a shit in a Texas 7/11... not accepting phone calls now lol
Holy shit dude........stairs
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