I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
Dude it was weird. The strippers vagina tasted kind of like your mother's.
you just kept saying 'take out my tanks' and tell the cab driver to go slower, i have no idea what you were talking about but i'm glad you had fun.
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this
Great news. Our sex broke my otter box
My doctor actually said I was suffering from an "acute hangover" in doctor's note I asked him for....what a douche
Did you send me a cake saying 'Happy 1st One-Night Stand Ever'?
I got my gum stuck on his balls.
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
I'm currently hiding from this horrific thing that we call adulthood. If anyone needs me, I'll be smoking a bowl in the bouncy house.
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