"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
Fuck you. how could you leave me passed out hangin out my truck window when you knew it was starting to rain?
Monday: I just need a drink Tuesday: OMG no more this week! Wednesday: oh shit how'd I get drunk Thursday: I'm glad you've stopped the pretenses
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
The bar tenders gave me the number for a "taxi"... It's just a dude with a van. In retrospect, pretty sketchy. Robert was cool though.
I don't know what weirder, the fact that I flat out said "I thought I deleted you from facebook" or that she responded with "I just hacked your account and readded myself". Never thought I'd say this but I wish drunk me would stop making friends!
Woke up in your shoes. Please tell me you woke up in mine
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.
THERE ARE NO EMOJIS TO SHOW MY SEXUAL FRUSTRATION
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
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