This is how I know I have no life... Jon and Kate are my emotional roller coaster.
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
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Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
I think a 5 ft pyramid of jello shots in honor of the egyptians is in order
Beware of calls from Dad. I just had a longer than I would care to admit convo about the ididarod. Apparently it starts tomorrow.
So ive narrowed my options down to getting food or masturbating. Don't judge me
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I just spent a pre-4th of july celebration riding in a raft being towed by a car through a town that I've never heard of handing out flyers for a river rafting company that I never knew existed. Good night.
Its not that hard, just find a girl reading 50 shades of grey and point her my way
I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
MY GOD WHY DIDN'T I TAKE PHOTOS OF HIS CREDIT CARDS WHILE HE WAS SLEEPING
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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