omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
I just had to pull over at a starbucks to throw up in the bathroom. They really should not have let me be a lawyer.
I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
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Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
I just claimed my unemployment in Vegas. This seems wrong.
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
Well see how he likes it when I randomly start crying and saying my dads name during sex I WILL RUIN ALL HIS FUTURE BONERS
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
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He pulled the pencil out of my leg and then we fucked. It felt sorta like pulp fiction in reverse.
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
Just found some confetti on my nipple if that's any indicator of how the night went
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
Baked out of my mind. Went in the bathroom, a daddy long leg spider and a carpenter ant are battling it out on the floor. I brought my computer with some dubstep.
OMG THE ANT WON
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