Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
I showed that dick picture that your date texted you to everyone because you passed out and left your phone unattended. Your fault. Plus his cock was big so his fault too.
You know we had a good night last night when today I opened up my Google Translate application and the language is set to Persian and the phrase to translate is "I want you to suck my dick".
She was humming during sex. After I asked her why, she said it was her sex theme music
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
Your roommates will be treating you to many anecdotes about my intentions to have aggressive sex with you. I'm sorry in advance.
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
I just Spray tanned myself while high as fuck its either going to look like a work of art or terrible graffiti
As your boyfriend, I'm gonna congratulate you on winning that fist fight. But as a cop, I have to tell you to not do that again.
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
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