Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
Change of plans. Theres a bouncy castle setup in my apartment complex.
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
Putting a breathalyzer in a bar is a horrible idea. But I won
Seriously you have a sixth sense. You woke up out of a nap to tell us all to check the clock and it was 4:18. You're like the spiderman of smoking weed.
My life is like a drunken tornado. All over the place and never passing up fat girls
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
STOP SETTING ME UP WITH GUYS YOU MEET ON CRAIGSLIST
Sorry I punched you in the throat. You got in my way. You understand.
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
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