I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
i just went through and liked all 1,239 of her pictures instead of writing my english paper. don't tell her, i want her to be surprised
I take that as "no I'm not driving you to the bar in a blizzard"
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
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she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
Lots of alcohol. 3rd graders fuck me now.
Auto correct or actual 3rd graders?
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
you're right. i am beautiful. like a May day. frolicking in a meadow of wildflowers. platinum in one hand. pipe in the other. that kind of beautiful.
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Must've forgot to hang up with her when I was telling Josh I plan to pop champagne if I nail her tonight. She showed up with a bottle and said "only if we can toast it with Josh"
His cat kept scratching my feet while we were having sex. There's only room for one pussy around here. It also concerns me that he owns a cat.
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
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