oh my god, i just wanna eat cake off your dick
who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
If I would have known that wiping my dick on her pillow would have caused her to leave........
They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
I watched you down those shots like a lion cub watching its mother rip apart a gazelle
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
He just texted me asking for his shirt back and I said I didn't have it and then I ran into him 5 minutes later while wearing the said shirt
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
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