Well I'm going to a gay club in my banana suit. You should come. My bro is going as a pirate. I don't know if there's a theme.
WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
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best line ever after sex today..."wow, that was a porn-star sized load"
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
my boobs are worth more now than the blue book value of my car.
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
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I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
dude where did you go last night?
when the tequila says to run, you start running.
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
i almost got into an argument defending my life choices with a guinea pig eating chocolate cake at 4am
I’ve wanted to home wreck him since their wedding. It was a dream come true
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