Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
At least my shower head will respect me in the morning.
i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
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Who was that guy I met at your brother's house who had to get stitches in his ass?
Call me when you wake up. I wanna start drinking but I'm giving up hope on my life if I drink alone before 10 am
Lots of rum and cokes. Bartender wore my underwear on his head. Lost my keys. Accidentily started a fight. DC is going to kill me
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
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I've somehow found myself in an emotionally abusive relationship with a married man who gives me drugs.
My life is quickly turning into a Lifetime movie.
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
I just had to close my blinds so my neighbors wouldn't see me drinking a beer at 9 am. GO CHIEFS!
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
I saw a picture of a baby and it reminded me to take my birth control. Priorities
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