On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
Did I happen to mention where i left my keys when I drunk dialed you last night
Remember that time we were in the handicap bathroom snorting Molly at the stripclub. That was a defining moment in our friendship
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
Pretty sure they aren't letting me back to karaoke night after I screamed "fuck every one of you tasteless hillbillies!!" because I felt they didn't clap loud enough for Jen.
If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
TONIGHT IS GOING TO BE A FUCKING BLAST. EVEN IF I HAVE TO SET OFF A BUNCH OF FIREWORKS IN YOUR KITCHEN.
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
You are driving me to get new toys, i am test driving them on the way home.
We are taking your truck.
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
A guy at my table is reading a magazine called "Cheese Connoisseur"
you had me at "meet me in the bathroom"
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