SEEEEXXX PLEASE
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
I hated hipsters before it was mainstream.
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
You know what sound is wonderful for a hangover? Listening to the horns from the South Africans at the world cup
she gave me one of those friendship bracelets and said as long as I wore it it was like an all-access pass to her vagina
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
I fucked your brother... Hey, at least we know he is not gay... You're welcome.
I'm on my fifth cocktail in twenty minutes. I don't think I will end this on two legs.
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
watched my neighbor eat five yodels, mow his lawn, and then cry on his porch after the party... what did you give him?
We had sex while watching the republican debate. I'm not sure how he maintained an erection watching Donald Trump speak.
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