ugly people sure do ruin things
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
Okay. I am working on pulling a tooth out of my mouth. Call me.
The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
I am seriously thinking about wearing a blanket as a cape. So when I pass out tonight the blanket might keep me warm.
I have a fantastic sense of humor but being called a merman isn't funny
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
I mean of all the things to be cockblocked by, Taco Bell is pretty high on the list
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
Girl behind me in line at CVS was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan B soon she might be a mom and that if we couldn't tell she'd be a horrible mom
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