Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
do you ever facebook stalk someone so much you think their inside jokes are yours?
I called her new haircut "lesbian progressive" and now she's upset
Because I can't get laid, I'm day-drinking and hunting squirrels in the backyard. You can take the girl out of Montana...
the saddest part is, this is not even the first time i've woken up in a shopping cart with a concussion.
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
Just had a threesome with a hot Turkish guy and an even hotter French lawyer. This what happens when I travel alone. You have only yourself to blame for this.
Third base with a 7ft basketball player last night. Fingers like a champ. I call him Edward Penishands.
I just sent him 3 long ass texts about how to tell a girl how he feels. I should get a fucking friend zone medal.
I will make you one.
Good. It needs "forever alone" engraved on it
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
This is the second girl that said she wanted to fuck me while wearing a clown nose. Fuck online dating
He came back with a Butterfinger and vibrator batteries. There's no refusing him now.
We've been taking shots, cranking Marilyn Manson, and eating your bacon. Your kid is probably ruined.
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