So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
If youre wondering about the smell, i set your hamster on fire. But don't worry he's ok
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I'm obsessing over hocus pocus right now. What if I change my Grindr profile to "come little children, I'll take thee away to a land of enchantment"
one minute he's happily playing with a lighter and the next thing I know, he's screaming and the swing set is on fire
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
In the middle of blowing him I looked at him and said "Your so old..." and then continued. I need to stop drinking.
I feel like they've probably fucked. Like.. you don't just bring a bitch a Big Mac if you haven't fucked her.
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the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
Hey, YOU try working out drunk every night! Besides, I think at least one of those bruises is a hickey.
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
Look, I've got a really big car. We just need to put ourselves in it and put some body parts in other body parts.
he just fucked me for my cheese.
Help. Why am I so naked?
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