Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
If there's ever a time when I've matured to the point that I don't want to look at camera-phone-titties, go ahead and bury me in a shallow grave by the railroad tracks.
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
Gentleman, we have a new medal category - number of women per day in apartment WITHOUT FURNITURE
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
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Because her vagina is one of those illusive black holes that leads to a parallel universe where he is king and the sea is made of beer! That is why they are together!
I don't want a baby! I JUST WANT AN ORGASM THAT ISN'T SELF INFLICTED.
At this point i guess a traditional, non-life-threatening pity fuck is too much to ask for
You left me a voice message at 5 a.m. It was mostly incoherent noise, you screaming my name and then something about a man with two butt holes...
Legitimately sent a work email with "Hey, you kids, get off my lawn" as the subject line.
He went in for a kiss so I shook his hand instead.
Will exercising make me less horny?
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