dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
A homeless man in dtwn SF was blasting lil wayne and singing at the top of his lungs. I kinda wanted to give him my life savings
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
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Mid way while flirting with this super hot chick at the bar, he gets up and says no thanks I'm only 19 and gay just waiting for my buddy to hurry up and get with your friend.
we can be functional adults and still think pizza lunchables are the shit
She's the worst person, but the best naked person
So, I'm stoned at his house petting the neighbors cat I made him steal.
You're a fucking train wreck.
Im about to get a baby alligator stoned, what are you doing with your life?
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Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
Apparently mr clean magic erasers don't clean blood off the ceiling
Tonight I celebrated marriage equality by letting a girl I don't know kiss me at the club.
I'm drunk enough to know I'm texting you and sober enough to know what I'm saying to you
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
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