My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
My text messages all automatically add Zs on them cause of your skank ass messages you send me
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
today he pulled me aside to show me a lawn mower that he drew above his pubes. I saw his pubes in all their glory. Right there. In spanish class. Hola.
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
Security has videotape of her blowing the boss against his car. Don't they know he entire parking lot is under video surveillance?
I just had to explain to a 5 year old why I had fuzzy handcuffs hidden in a macaroni box under my bed.
If I send Ben a tit pic but I do it while wearing a Tom Brady mask is that funny or creepy
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
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