all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
Why does it say "go to Planned Parenthood tomorrow" on my dry-erase board?
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
He just said he was the Jesus of alcoholics.
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
I also have a full keg. I'm thinking about crashing a party, they can't get mad if I bring a keg of beer.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
The stoned girl at the dining hall just handed me a single chicken wing and insisted that she's "unable to procure more rations"
So the bitch asked me if I wanted the name brand or the generic contraceptive. Does it look like I want to be generically pregnant?
it would be a downgrade if your vagina tasted like skittles
Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
hey dude my crackhead idol just taught me a great way to tie shoes
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
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