so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
my friend just told me "I dunno what u r doing but keep doing it cuz it makes u look fabulous"
LOL that's cool. Guess u r gonna have to keep doing me
she told me she had a boyfriend but the alcohol told me she didn't
my roommate just showed up covered in dirt, drunk....with a whole ice cream cake that says "it's a girl".
I think the tooth fairy visited me last night... after I chipped my tooth n blacked out, I woke up to my purse filled with cocaine n sequins.
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
i preemptively threaten to cock slap your kids if they are snobby yuppy bitches
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
I don't remember because I was drunk out of my mind, but I have it on good authority that weed cinnamon buns at 3 in the morning with chocolate milk are better than sex.
I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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