I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
After 2 hrs of driving around looking for him, we just found him sleeping in the bed of my truck with the cover closed, cuddling with the spare tire.
If I EVER think it's a good idea to blow someone who just showed me their synchronized swimming performance on youtube again please correct me immediately.
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
Pizza delivery...for when you need to eat your feelings for the sex you aren't having
I think I'm still drunk and I think you were in my dream (sadly, it was not a sexual bill murray one).
Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
They tricked me into going into that room by saying we'd smoke a bowl and then they all proceeded to have an intervention with me about my love life.
He tried to grab your ass, but he grabbed my hand cause I grabbed your ass first. I saved your ass..literally. Your welcome.
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