He asked to "fluff my boner.."
I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
I'm so used to throwing up its no longer a game of hanging over the toilet. Now it's just 'stand up, aim for the toilet, do my thing' then walk out
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
just saw your exgirlfriend at the mall. her sister is pretty hot.
called that a week into the relationship. like driving off the lot with a 2010 and seeing the 2011 models coming in on the truck.
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
We were squawking at each other for over an hour like chickens. Literally. Never touching the stuff again and never again showing my face at that Denny's.
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
Kind of like the new iOS 10 because I can send sexts with fireworks or confetti. Really gets the point across
It may be a corded vibrator from the 90s but it gets the job DONE
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