that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
Don't underestimate her when she starts going by "the vodka queen"
I woke up to a shot of jager next to my face. I felt bad for it so i drank it
Your mother may get texts again about women putting dog food up their vaginas and asking for it to be licked.
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
Kelly and I just had sex, and you didn't call or text to interrupt, are you alive? We are both concerned.
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
YOUR MANICOTTI IS FULL OF LIES
Sorry i meant to send that to my mom
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
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