I think the sex offender registry is kind of a VIP list. You get to not live near noisy schools and parks and all your neighbors get to know you.
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
Friends don't let friends talk to people who live in Orlando. Sorry I've failed you.
He just bought a 100-pack of condoms of Amazon. My vagina is already tired.
Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
I stole so many things from the ER last night.
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
Bro what are you doing Thursday the day before I go to jail??
You'd think somebody who rolls blunts like jesus himself could roll a god damn burrito
Just because I don't want to be her booty call doesn't mean I wanna stop getting tit pics. I'm a sucker for double D's
Does your Fitbit monitor your liver failure?
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
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