I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
i realized i had a pad on before i went to this guys house so i stuck it in his neighbors shrub.
I wish I had a frozen water bed.
best. idea. ever.
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
I have way too big of a thanksgiving food baby to enjoy any of my old high school booty calls
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
I think pants incapable of making pants work
He's ruined me. Do you know how frustrating it is to know I'll never find another guy as tall and handsome and rich with as big of lips & booty, and cock as him who also rims and takes me on tropical vacations and buys me all the cocaine.
I think I gave a random lady a dildo
Again?!
Well, he kept asking me if I was going to murder him once we got upstairs. It sort of killed the mood.
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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