Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
My unemployment check should really just be direct-deposited into the checking account of my drug dealer
Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
No more Irish car bombs ever.
There's a naked kid on the floor on your side of the bed. Don't freak out when you wake up. I think we need to fix the lock on the door...
Did I ever tell u about how my buddy fucked peter coors's daughter and made a tshirt that said I TAPPED THE ROCKIES with her picture on it?
Apparently after taking body shots off of a guy i haven't seen since 1st grade, i ate a stick of butter, showed everyone my tampon string, and fell off the boat. my uggs belong to the sea now
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
So? Find me, fuck me, then you can go to sleep and I'll leave.
Wow. That's the most amazing thing anyone has ever said to me.
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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