windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
Last night was epic. Hooked up with Emma Watson, found twenty bucks, and then passed out on my floor.
No you didn't. You drank unbelievable amounts of 151, passed out in someone else's bathroom, and we carried you back to your floor. Nice dreams though.
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
when the police officer said he was gonna take a picture of the car accident, you asked if you should pose on the hood
i told my boss i want to eat her tits. 90 percent sure i'm getting fired
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
she just stared at nothing and then looked at me and goes, "that's a weird place to put the wall"
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
The thing about pooping in the woods during hunting season is you never know if someone's watching you.
I'm at that stage of drunk where just imagining having sex makes me motion sick.
We just finished having sex and as soon as we get out of bed he yells "trust fall" and runs me over
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