By the way, shout wipes are a gift from god for people that throw up on themselves.
genius idea. im gonna paint my penis green like the serpent of sex
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
Apparently last night drunk me put my phone in a cup of beer to make it "fun scented".
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they had to take the Corona's out of the fish tank because they wouldn't fit with the mini replica of the roman coliseum in there. so we drank the Corona's. does beer have an expiry date?
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
My ex-fiancee UPS-ed me a sixer of tall boys, and a fifth of bourbon for christmas, from halfway across the country. What does this mean?
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
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They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
And remember people can't hear you kick ass in space
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...