when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
can I come stay the night
yeah, but no sex tonight
I'll stay home
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.
Watching crazy stupid love and drinking alone isn't what I thought it was gonna be
Its TONS better. Expect a drunk dial at 11:54
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
I mean it was his birthday. How was I supposed to tell him he could not wear a sombrero while we bang.
holy fuck man...it feels like I got beat the fuck out of by death's baseball bat...chimichangas?
YOU DON'T JUST GET TO CALL AND SAY YOU MIGHT BE DEAD, THEN NOT ANSWER!
I think I just legit sprained my wrist from holding myself up while giving a blow J. God dammit come already
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
There is a cooked ham in the washing machine.