remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
Having dinner with my dad, watching the news and some AIDS prevention ad comes on. My dad then kindly informs me that he doesn't enjoy the feel of condoms.
it was better than the time i puked and I forgot to open the lid of the toilet
woke up with 15 BAGS of hot dog buns in my passenger seat... jameson strikes again
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Yeah, we spent most of the evening making fun of the drunk girl until we realized it was you.
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
I need you to come over. Im crying, day drinking and working out simultaneously.
It is. We should just be drunk all the time forever everything is like just 90% more perfect
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Here is your half hour reminder. Meet you at emergency room.
Well I met my booty call's parents by accident, so that happened.
I woke up this morning next to my computer with Google search results for "how to put out a fire."
I'm very scared to turn around.
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
She puked in the bed, peed in the closet, and woke up on a Rubbermaid in the closet under the stair case
Every day I wake up and there is no spectacular morning wood waiting for me I get so sad.
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