I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
Houston, we have a problem
where are u?
Houston. That's the problem. I don't know how I got here.
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
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Sometimes I wonder how you ever made friends then I remember it's because you blew your way to semi-relevance
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
she asked him to cuddle cuz she was cold and instead he got up, moved the space heater to her side of the bed, and went back to sleep
I tripped over a vacuum cleaner and fell into a beer pyramid
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
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Yeah, I fucked him. and the worst part is his name was Jesus. And nobody said it in Spanish. Just Jesus. There is no way I can avoid burning when I walk into a church from now on.
My body looks like ricotta cheese had a vacation
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
Don't get into any trouble on your trip
The only foreseeable trouble would be pregnancy, but I gotta be sterile otherwise I'm beating some pretty fucking incredible odds
I mean I'm completely serious and also drunk.
What a great combination.
The wedding is over. Operation sleep with my step-sister has officially begun
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