i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
I apparently texted him "since you're taking time out to think about us. You probably need to think about me getting arrested right now."
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You mailed him a break up letter, because you thought the "joy of receiving a letter" would ease the pain of you dumping him.
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
Shit ive learned: when going out to a party, always wear a bathing suit underneath just in case theres a pool with a roof next to it
I always ask when they're due. It's the nicest way for me to let her know the rest of the world can tell she's putting on weight too
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I hooked up with a guy dressed as Justin Timberlake, while dressed as Britney Spears. Fuck Jessica Biel, all my 90's dreams are coming true.
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
His parents came home, and now I'm hiding in a closet; awaiting death at dawn.
You are always hiding in a closet though??
what happened last night?
we watched you eat an entire bag of dorritos in the pouring rain... you refused to come inside
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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