Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
dear life, i get it, drinking is not a contest
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
Who would have guessed that on my moms birthday she'd have sex with the door open. :(
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
Holy walk of shame. Fuck someone's house. I walked past a family eating their free continental breakfast wearing yesterday's makeup
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
I bought left over pizza from a guy on Craigslist.
It was awful. He had a wife
And now you've had a year of virgin penance. Absolve yourself.
I also slapped not one but two bananas on the ass, twerked in public, and I think I made out with someone
I found three naked dudes in your bed this morning. Did we have a really weird break in or do you need to tell me something?
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
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