Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
i just woke up with two martini umbrellas taped to my nipples... idk how they got there
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
I feel like this whole "telling that guy i have a kid to avoid him" thing is getting out of hand..
How so?
Probably at the point when i told him i was "Too drunk to drive" and "had to pick up my kid" all in a span of like 2 hours.
u know how some weekends you just wanna go out and ruin a relationship? this is one of those weekends
just did a beer bong in the shower while i was taking an actual shower its officially football time
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
can we get vodka so I have an excuse for being an emotional wreck
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
Like I've never seen her that drunk. She's usually like quiet and doesn't say she'll fuck someone on a futon
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
Having sex with my girlfriend wearing my old Tom Brady jersey on the day he's freed is the closest I'll come to a 3way with Tom
his mom fetish really needs to stop. this is literally the 5th time i've come home from work and there's been some random skank and her kids in the living room.
did one of the kids use their poo like a crayon on the wall this time?
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