oh God, I have a dick of a middle schooler
Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
He said he had to make up a lie of why he couldnt sleep with her. It must really suck to have a sunburned dick.
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so the plumber came, he found condoms, feathers and glitter in the pipes.
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
cracked out the beer snorkel again. that thing has a five for five record of getting me naked.
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
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Seriously, I am going to crawl in a hole, sew my vagina shut, and spit acid on any man that comes near me.
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
Welcome to 22
I used my iced coffee to ice the bump on my head from last night
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
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