Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
When i light up a cigarette people look at of like i'm going to pee on their children.
My 40 year old neighbors are throwing a party for their eight year old niece's birthday. It's 1am and they're still partying hard. Harder than me. It's Saturday. Just say it, I'm a disgrace to the generation.
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
One of my students just said I have "big mommy parts". Even third graders know that my tits are too big. God I love em.
If im still in the bathroom puking when the sirens go off please distract the cops.
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
I know what youre going to say and vodka only explains half of my sitation
On the plus side I got to ride in a fire truck and I didn't have to blow anybody for it
The bartender from Thursday remembered me... And gave me a FLAMING BUCKET of alcohol.
You know, last years football game was epic, but seeing the same girl that gave you a bj in the parking lot, in the same parking spot...that's fate.
He ate me out. IN THE MORNING. I love less attractive men.
I think getting right with the Lord should involve more than me and a bottle of tequila.
I just called my grandma crying, apologizing for being the first grandchild to have premarital sex...I'm either about to start my period or pregnant.
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
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