I puked the same amount of times as the number of bars i went to last night
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
I'm bringing in a picture of a stranger on facebook to get my haircut. I have reached a new level of creepy.
Thanks for making breakfast. I usually have cereal and coffee...but i think margaritas and turkey sandwiches could catch on.
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
Went to bed with a bowl of spaghetti O's on my chest, I make my own breakfast in bed. New level of laziness
It feels like I'm being stabbed in the uterus with a rake. That night was totally worth it though. Thanks.
You blacked out at 9:30 and insisted on sleeping in the hallway after you chugged an entire pitcher of beer. I guess the Jell-O shots were stronger than we thought...
OKAY THAT'S CREEPY AND I'D PROBABLY ACCIDENTLY ORGASM
We almost drove away from the bar with a British stranger in our trunk...
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
are you still alive?
no.
i'll cry at your funeral. and leave a burrito by your tombstone
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