a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
i got a blow job in the bathroom during intermission at the hockey game. i'm pretty sure i made Canada proud.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
You were telling me to give my phone mouth to mouth so it wouldn't die.. Should i be worried for you?
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
I was cracked out naked on a toilet pretending I was posing for playboy.. Shit got weird, but apparently I had a good bday.
We ended up debating which Food Network host would do best in porn.
I just threw up in my front yard because my roommate was in the bathroom. Fuck New Years Day.
Apparently we stole a dog last night. I woke up and it was just staring at me. But we fed it left over KFC for breakfast so it's cool.
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
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